I AM THE MAMA OF DADA.

Here are some happy customers of my book :

Posted by: DT | October 30, 2007 at 03:09 PM 

I'm sitting here in the book club at The Hospital where we have been discussing Dandy of The Underworld.

Our verdict: Nobody has finished the book. All of us are leaving our copies here so we don't have to bother carrying them home. Except me - I left it at home because I couldn't be bothered bringing it in.

Posted by: Damian | October 30, 2007 at 08:12 PM 

It's also the only book that has prompted us to get online, seek out the author and sledge him.

Posted by: Damian | October 30, 2007 at 08:13 PM 

AMAZON REVIEW Oh the pain..., 30 Oct 2007

By	Damian Clarke (London, UK) - See all my reviews

There is so much to say about how boring this book is, but honestly, it's not worth the wear and tear on my keyboard, or fingers.

Damian, on behalf of The Hospital book club.

******

Dear Damian and the Hospital Book Club Group.

I am delighted you got as much misery reading my book as I got pleasure spending the money you paid me for it.

Suck My Nazi Cock

SH

Comments

[Little Steve the Waddler]

Felt I had to ring your doorbell incessantly the other night just so I could irritate you as much as the book had irritated me. I obviously succeeded."Fuck off" you bellowed. Ah, success!
However, I am man enough to admit much of it made me laugh. In fact I would go so far as to say it is something of a triumph.
Incidentally, I stole it from the Pan bookshop (ah, Beaufort Street). I won't pay to be insulted.
If only you hadn't been so spiteful Sebastian. I am now fabulously wealthy and could have used your sage advice re:tailors and the like.
Nonetheless, I wish you well in Cardiff.

[Little Steve the Waddler]

...or perhaps it's Carlisle.

[mary cigarettes]

well i loved the book,and bought several copies over the month as gifts for friends...everyone one of them loved it.

[Dolores Haze]

Sebastian, I recently purchased your book. I read the first seven pages last night, then fell asleep (not boredom related, just exceptionally tired). However, those seven pages enlightened me as I thought great words were only written in the distant past and evidently that is not true. I look forward to raping the book for all that it's worth and boring my friends to death with yet another brilliant find from the dusty literature shelves. I hope you spend the £17 well, as I certainly did.

[Gaynor Evelyn Sweeney]

Erm! Comments a bit ... well harsh! Do not agree in all Horsley advocates, but still interesting character and read nonetheless! If we were all the same the world would be a rather tedious place.