READY, FIRE, AIM

Don’t you just loathe the environment? Why don’t they just drop an Atom bomb on the place?  The environment is everything that isn’t me. So of course I’m not interested in it. And neither are you. You pretend to be because it is fashionable. But we must choose our opinions, not just wear what ever happens to be in style. Do you think the dinosaurs were wiped off the face of the planet because they didn’t recycle? You morons. When you turn proud, remember that a flea preceded you in the order of divine creation. Remember that the life of a man is of no greater importance to the universe than that of a cockroach.

As for me? Well, I am the happiest man on the planet. It is a win win situation. I don’t believe your green money making propaganda. I despise your charity beanos - all you rich fuckwits buying a reputation for generosity on the cheap. Caron footprints, Aids, cancer, starvation, nuclear war, pollution, and the end of the world, are no more solvable than the problems of finding a smudge proof mascara. The depletion of my hairspray is more important to me than the depletion of the ozone layer. The least pain in my little finger gives me more concern and uneasiness than the destruction of millions of my fellow beings. I remain deaf to the call of social justice. As for human rights? Quite obviously I couldn’t give a toss ; I could hardly manage to be interested in the rights of my cock.

And if you are right. Hooray! Becoming extinct is a perfect answer to everything and I defy anybody to think of a better. Do you think we leave behind us footprints on the desert sands of time? Who cares? The meaning of life is that it stops. So let it stop. Infact, I alone hold the solution! If everyone on earth stopped breathing for just an hour, the greenhouse effect would no longer be a problem. And the bore galore would be no more. Fancy a fuck?

Comments

[Bark Pamphlet]

What about the penguins?

As for the fuck - how's lunchtime for you?

[Mrs Hitewhouse.]

For someone who professes to prefer paid-for sex in place of anything else, the "Fancy a fuck?" last paragraph always seems a little faux.

But overall, not a bad blog entry. See me after class, young sebastian. It's time for
your enema.

[Marilyn]

Snoooooore...

[scotty]

Exactly what I think.....extinction is a natural process, millions of people in third-world countries shall be wiped out due to a lack of resources, and then the world will go back to normal.

By the way, have you ever heard of Steve Reich? I think you'd like him. Makes the most un-pretentious modern music today. He makes Philip Glass look like an amateur, without being a twat.

[tlm]

Wooly neo liberal fuckwits funking over binky whales and polar icecaps.....meglomanic mediocre media-sluts tabloid-bating low level muppetry.....the worldwide spectacle of a new kind of 'democracy'....whilst behind the scenes its still the same old elite drunk on power pissing on the dreams of the sober....these are a few of my favorite things to abhor....from the latest hypedup bandwagon to the puppeteers in power....and theres not much we can do...but be honest. About the filth and complexity of life. Its beauty, intoxications and its squalour. Refreshing to read something from someone who's actually experienced life.

[Auld Hat]

Just saw your interview in Canada on 'The Hour'.
"There comes a point where you have to do deliberately what you used to do by accident"
That was brilliant!

[harold hollingsworth]

Just watched the CBC as well and enjoyed your chat very much and agree with the line above, glad to have heard your name and to see Act II

[rockmother]

Are you still alive? More rantings please.

[keith]

Your post is a silly distraction from dealing with issues far beyond your self absorption. The universe doesn't deal kindly with "The environment is everything that isn’t me.", and most creatures that ignore the environment have the displeasure of existing in it for a limited time.

[Larry Teabag]

Credit to you Sebastian, that crucifixion thing was bloody hilarious. But this blog... Jesus, man, get it sorted out. Look, I get it: you don't give a fuck about the environment, or genocide, or your own life, or the extinction of humanity. In fact you don't give a fuck about *anything*. That's serene man, really.

But couldn't you try and think of a new direction to take this, now that you've got that fact firmly established? Just moping about, droning on about the futility of existence like some never-ending shite-geyser doesn't really pop my cork to be honest. I mean, your last post was griping about the fucking weather for Satan's sake.

Incidentally I'd be glad to suck your cock for you. So cut it off and slip it in the post to:

Adolf Hitler,
St Trinian's Girls School,
Auschwitz,
Rwanda