THE LAST POST. THE PAST LOST.

I’ve had enough of this shit. The internet is for those who lack the flair for conversation. A blog is what you write for after being rejected by all the reputable publishers. It is Loser Central. The last refuge of the refuse. Anyone who has a blog or leaves comments on a blog is a wanker. It is far too undignified for a man of my stature. That it attracts such bitterness is not surprising. For one person spoilt by success, a thousand are spoilt by failure. Success makes people, for the most part, humble, tolerant, and kind. Failure makes people bitter and cruel. I can make no more of you than a hedgehog. You are too dull to be ridiculous.

I am the only thing of value on the internet and I am removing it immediately. Goodbye.

Comments

[piqued]

I agree to some extent but I’ll still have to beg to differ when it comes to Appetite for Destruction being the best album ever, or something…

See you around.

[piqued]

I agree to some extent but I’ll still have to beg to differ when it comes to Appetite for Destruction being the best album ever, or something…

See you around.

[sartre]

What a shame - I've just discovered your blog and you're leaving already! But never mind, you have a bright future ahead of you. For a start you can front Top Gear if Jeremy Clarkson meets a tree or brick wall on his travels.

[rockmother]

Well, thats said it all really hasnt it. Oh dear - we will all have to stalk you via alternative means I suppose. Ho hum. Anyway - when are you going to sort out your own chat show? I think you would be excellent.

[DW]

Um, we're feeling a little more self important than usual today, are we?

[Brutus]

The most interesting thing about your departure is that no one seems to give a shit.

[Cosmo]

Shut the hell up, you're not leaving. You couldn't fucking live without us. And who the fuck is saying you're successful? no one I know has ever heard of you; I think that's the only reason why I kinda enjoy reading you. I'll be looking forward to your next post, which I'm pretty sure will still be in "June 2008".

[osso bucco]

Yawn.

I'm on page 148 of your book.

I can't decide whether or not to finish it.

What do you think?

[Johnny]

"Anyone who has a blog or leaves comments on a blog is a wanker"

Quite; we only have a look look here Sebastian when we're bored with The Hun. Don't be so ridiculous and get June 3rd done.

[Urban Woo]

Don't be ridiculous, you gorgeous creature. You'll be back - you can't keep away.

Love, a Dull One

[YourBetter]

"Success makes people, for the most part, humble, tolerant, and kind. Failure makes people bitter and cruel".

Now which of the above would I associate with Sebastian Boresley.

You stopped the blog because you know you've become dull. All the lame, stolen lines, all the embarrassing navel-gazing trussed up as harsh, honest insight, all the infantile bitchery.

One trick pony. Flog the dead horse.

Time's up. No future.

[Anthony]

Someone's back on the crack then...

[Emily]

Remember to post your suicide note though.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

We'll miss you eventually.

[Paula]

I just find you too and you leave... oh well I'm off to be a wanker & leave comments everywhere

[DJ]

Horsley, no!
As I cry and wank furiously I can't help but think that this blog could be pretty interesting if you gave it a shot.

[Emily]

His life could be interesting if he gave it a shot, but he shot himself in the foot instead, again and again.. and other people in the foot, come to think of it.
A clown and a crackhead. An artiste with no art.
A meaningless martyr, arrives just to depart.

Here lies Sebastian.

[Sean]

But didn't the internet help make you the celebrity wanker you are today? It is apart of your promotion your PR, your marketing and without it your pocketbook may suffer which in turn will cause your wardrobe to suffer which in turn will cause your love life to suffer. For you to deny the internet is as if you were to deny your parents. The internet and your blog helped make you, but I suppose as every child you are ungrateful. Is has always been so and also so it shall be with spoiled children.

By the way, where do you have your ties made?

[dave]

In the past we Americans thought people with a British accent might be smart, Now with poeple like this guy, we think they are idiot's. Yes, he has the gift of gab, but overall he is an idiot.

[piqued]

Dave, have you been to school? You write like an illiterate fuck you see...

Incidentally, assuming anyone with a British accent (whatever that may mean seeing as Britain is comprised of England, Scotland and Wales each having very different accents and regional variation therein) is ‘smart’ is a bit like my assuming that all Americans are fat, ignorant cunts.

[piqued]

Dave, have you been to school? You write like an illiterate fuck you see...

Incidentally, assuming anyone with a British accent (whatever that may mean seeing as Britain is comprised of England, Scotland and Wales each having very different accents and regional variation therein) is ‘smart’ is a bit like my assuming that all Americans are fat, ignorant cunts.

[piqued]

Dave, have you been to school? You write like an illiterate fuck you see...

Incidentally, assuming anyone with a British accent (whatever that may mean seeing as Britain is comprised of England, Scotland and Wales each having very different accents and regional variation therein) is ‘smart’ is a bit like my assuming that all Americans are fat, ignorant cunts.

[Kimberlee]

how ever shall we go on?

*snicker.*

[Jaclyn]

you talk alot of shit!
And the way you treat women shows that you have mommy issues!
I like that you speak your mind, but really you try to hard!