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July 13, 2008

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Urban Woo

I shouted 'Fuck off, you pigeon bastard' at a bird today; I knew it was an oment that you would return. *Muhahaha*

Dolphin

Oh hi.
I am a dolphin and I fucking hate you too.
Also, I don't believe you're off drugs at all. One clue is that the whole doctor scenario: you've written that before. You didn't just go to the doctor.
You're just writing all this so that people think the pubchline of your book - "I'm not on drugs!" (what a joke) - still stands. Otherwise you would have to write a sequel. ("Sebastian on Crack Part 2"? maybe) and I doubt you have time for that, drugs are quite time-consuming.
Anyway back to my pipe..
(Maybe dolphins are quite clever after all)

Dolphin

PS

Don't worry, Wankers are not extinct (you're safe) - they're actually quite a common species, found in many environments, quite adaptable, a parasite of sorts. Common in the media and investment banking especially, they also love to pose as artists, writers etc, shedding the skins of pretence every few years. Luckily for Humanity, there is new research that Wankers are very unlikely to procreate, thanks to a combination of commitment-phobia and impotence (probably the drugs.. fucking Wankers)
So maybe, one day, they will be less common.

Until then, rest assured, Wankers roam free in Soho and thereabouts, in gutters, members' clubs and brothels.

You're not alone!

Kathryn

Maybe "I've been off drugs for some time" just means "I've been off drugs for a few hours"?

Still at least he crawled back to us as well.

Thomas

Sebastian, you're off your nut, but I like it. I just finished your book and found it invigorating. Never had the talent or creativity of thought for art, but I recognize yours.

I hope you continue with the blog, although they truly are for twats.

s

sebastion, don't be angry at the animals. it's really not their fault.

Stephen Duke

Animal Rights? Well, as politicians are so fond of reminding us, with rights come responsibilities. What have animals done to deserve these rights? Cock all, that's what. If they deserve to have the same rights as humans, then they should fucking pay taxes and obey our laws. Make the elephant take out a mortgage on the land he craps on. Put the lion on trial for murdering the wildebeast. Let's have an actual, real-life kangaroo court here.

The town of Hartlepool set the precedent. In the Napoleonic war, a monkey was found on a ship that docked there, and having never seen a monkey before, the townspeople took it to be a french spy and put the gibbering little bastard on trial. Naturally the monkey said nothing in its defence (I'd call that contempt of court, myself) so it was strung up by the neck until it was dead. Quite right too.

I say, let's put all of these pissing, shitting, farting freeloaders on trial. If they want to live on this planet, let them earn their keep. I'll save the whale if he'll write a symphony or fill in my tax returns. I'll protect the barn owl if it'll work nights at the Mcdonalds drive-thru. If they are unwilling or unable to do this... then fuck 'em in the ear. With millions of humans starving to death, cancer, AIDS, terrorism and white kids in baseball caps to worrying about, I've no time and no sentiment in the sympathy-bank to spare. Sorry Mr. Panda, but that is a fuck I am not prepared to give.

Scarce Heard

I just want to say that I dig your vibe. I just saw your interview with George Strombalongname and I loved everyword of it. I also thought that I would mention that I hate animals too, but to be fair to the ones that I hate the most I feel they diserve to be mentioned specifically and not just thrown in with the term animals I hate fucking dogs. They know why.

Ethan the Heathen

I just saw you on SexTV in Canada, which lead me to your wikipedia entry, which directed me here. You sir, are a solid genius. Yes, maybe last of a dieing breed, but the world changes, like it or lump it. In any case I wish I was half as brave as you, because Im just as fucking clever you bastard!

Cuddles

Ethan

Underseaboat Doktor

The DSM-IV Diagnostic Criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder are:

A pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, lack of empathy, as indicated by at least five of the following:

1. a grandiose sense of self-importance

2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love

3. believes that he or she is "special" and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)

4. requires excessive admiration

5. has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favourable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations

6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends

7. lacks empathy and is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others

8. is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her

9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviours or attitudes

Riley P.

Is is true that John Lydon dismissed you as trite and unimportant? That he barely gave you the time of day when you met him? That's too bad. He was your hero, wasn't he?

But let's face facts, Sebastian. Surely you didn't expect that a man of John Lydon's stature would take a one trick show pony like you seriously, after all. He's a man who changed history with his art! And you're a boy from Hull whose sole ambition has been to get noticed for anything other that how rich Daddy was. You have nothing at all in common with the John Lydons of this world. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you might make some real art of your own.

piqued

Riley P, I think you need to do some research.

The Sex Pistols (who I adore, incidentally) were Malcolm Mclaren’s ‘art’.

Lydon was a part of this revolution but he wasn’t ‘it’ (fairly sure when you said that "[Lydon had] changed history with his art" you weren’t referring to PiL...)

Mclaren formed the The Pistols after visiting CBGB in the mid 70’s; it was he that styled them and he that controlled them. It was he that changed (rock) history with his (anti) art.

After you’ve done said research you can fuck off.

A Hippy

I like the sex pistols, I find them oddly comforting and when I was younger used to turn the volume on the News down and turn the Sex Pistols up and it worked.

Also I like animals, but not gravy, it's fattening.

I like being banal when everyone else is being angry. Is it because I am on E?

Maybe.

And yes Sebastian probably does have Narcissitics Personality Disorder or something but so what? Everyone has something. And besides he doesn't conceal it, so he's not likely to deceive anyone particulaly.

I think he's just masochistic though. Narcissism is Masochistic if you think about it - ie it's Self-Defeating Love.

So why don't we all give Sebastian cuddles (like Ethan suggested) and maybe then, everyone will be happy.

Thank you.

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PEACE OUT

A Hippy

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE

lalalalala

PS I always thought masochists were people who like feeling pain, but apparently they're actually people who just provoke it, feel sorry for themselves, and in that is a subconscious sort of catharsis.

Amaying.

LEGALISE MDMA
LEGALISE ACID!

... Legalize LOVE.

Davey

Well, well, Sebastian. Back again are we? Good to read that you're still kicking. I finished your book sometime last week... I can't quite remember what day however; I was rather drunk. But I must say I found it pleasant to read the writing of someone who isn't fucking dead upstairs like the rest of these damn so-called "authors".
As for you being off drugs... I wish you all the luck in that area. I find that acid helps quite a bit when trying to get off the heavy substances, but that's just my opinion.
Oh, and as for the people who cite narcissism as a bad thing - what better love is there than self love? I like to call it the 'grand enabler'. Love yourself before you love others and you'll do alright I think. I could ramble all day, but I'll kindly spare you, heh.

Cheers
xx

A Hippy

I totally agree with Davey.
Narcissism's fine as long as you remember to love other people as well.
Acid does help one get of coke, heroin whateva...
So does ecstasy actually.
Especially in the summer.

And yes Sebastian is very alive for all his talk of death.

Love to the lot of you,

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Suzy

I too have recently finished reading Horsley's biography and enjoyed the pleasure immensely. As an artist myself it provided huge entertainment and insight into another artists life. Artists are self absorbed beings and rarely show interest in another except to benefit them self, ie style, technique etc. However Horsley is different and I suggest all artists should read his scribblings! ..... And the fact that we relieve ourselves in a toilet probably does not make us less of an animal.

Michael

Steve Jones is the only honest sex pistol and the only one I can bear to see interviewed now. Matlock is bitter Cook is vacant and Rotten still feels like he has to be significant in everything he says but isn't. If Rotten had ever stood up and said "hey i was a scared kid half the time" he'd gain some respect. Take a look again. Rotten looked like a deer in the headlights on the Grundy interview. Steve Jones really didnt give a fuck because he was well lit and apparently still doesnt.

Chav Stabber

You cunts with your bullshit pro-animal arguments are addressing ENTIRELY the wrong people. Utter fucking idiots.

Gill

Read Sebastian's book. Transfixed, which I haven't been in years. He raves, but I enjoyed the ride. He is a lifeform, even if not as we know it. Loved it, and loved him for swiping at all the grumbling norms that bore us into stupidity. I want to live, and he has pushed boundaries that wake me up. He is real and WEIRD, and I quite like it.

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